If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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