K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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