just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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