i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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