Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i out mim tonsoeep
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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