But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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