Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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