508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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