having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
So squirting runs in the family.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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