so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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