That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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