Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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