I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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