I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
