The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
