when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
