I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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