Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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