"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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