remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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