oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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