Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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