i already hear my dad disowning me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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