You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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