BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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