don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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