Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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