How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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