fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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