Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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