I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
