butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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