My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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