I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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