i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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