the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you will always have a special place in my vag
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
