420 ftw
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
this just has baby written all over it
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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