Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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