You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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