super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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