North Korea, Best Korea!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
send nudes
from the living room?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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