direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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