ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it was like his penis was on wheels.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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