it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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