oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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