I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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