Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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