i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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