omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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