Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He better not be in your backpack
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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