I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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