margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
In other news, I just burned my penis
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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