I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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