we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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