i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
